Cast
Jibs Jibs
Age:22
Hair:Brown
Eyes:Blue
Height:5'9"
Weight:140 lbs
Hometown:Los Angeles, CA
Occupation:Bit Manipulator
Email:jibs [at] keysandwings.com
Interests:Beer and pussy.
About:Jibs is a man of many talents. He makes music, programs, designs websites, and makes pointless web comics. In his free time he enjoys rapping, going fishing with Jacques, and getting lost in the bowels of the Interweb.
Jacques
Age:21
Hair:Brown
Eyes:Green
Height:5'11"
Weight:140 lbs
Hometown:Palo Alto, CA
Occupation:Experiment Subject
Email:jacques [at] keysandwings.com
Interests:Anti-technology political ideology, being pretentious, turntables, restraining orders, being stalked by crazies, johnny depp, anything lo-fi, and laughing at CS majors.
About:Jacques is an avant garde composer who is revolutionizing the banging of metal trash cans in modern music. His power comes from his little known roots in African culture. Seriously, this guy is talented. He can simultaneously write seven neuroscience essays with one hand while mixing beats with the other, getting a blow job from one of his hoes, and chatting on AIM using only his nose.
 Jacques
Wayne Wayne
Age:2
Hair:Black
Eyes:Brown
Height:6'0"
Weight:400 lbs
Hometown:Owando, Republic of the Congo
Occupation:Porn Star
Email:wayne [at] keysandwings.com
Interests:Bananas, porn, female gorillas, eating, and ethnic stereotypes.
About:Wayne is one of the many gorillas Jacques has purchased. For some reason, he's the only one that liked living at the Apartment of Irony enough to stay. When he isn't working on a new movie, he can usually be found on the back porch eating bananas or scratching his ass.


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